she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
(via smallville415)
(via bernybro)
(Source: macaronivevo, via dickwizard)
![tastefullyoffensive:
[via]
:OOO](http://25.media.tumblr.com/4599a12f2ac9ab8dd1f402d45f59ec64/tumblr_mmgefqysZs1qewacoo1_250.jpg)
procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
(Source: circumcisions, via andydandy562)
(Source: iliveforaliving)
(Source: sodomies, via natgalactic)
(Source: alexandraerin, via what-is-this-i-dont-even)
(Source: addelburgh, via peatsa)
booby trap
i swear i tried to scroll past this
(Source: simsgonewrong, via bernybro)
[x]
Stephen fry. Stop it.
You are clearly being too smart. You are not of this Earth.
(Source: 3swallows, via the-greatperhaps)
You rang?
Smolder and kill.
This motion is and will always be favorite gesture he’s done.
Jizz. Jizz everywhere.
(via abfernandez)
